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So what made me change my mind to become a True® Christian and BORN AGAIN (Praise!) in the sweet and sticky blood of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus!? It was a great many things.
I can trace it back, indirectly, to the successive (and sinful) admission from my parents that the popular demigods of my childhood, were in fact, imaginary. By demigods, which are defined as Pagan, mythical beings who have more power than a mortal but less than a god. I mean Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy. My parents were hell-bound Catholics, so they were directed by the Pope himself to screw up my brain with those lies and misdirections! I still wet my bed at night thinking of that satanic Easter bunny sodomizing Santa as that limp wristed, buck-toothed fairy watched it all!
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As an Altar boy, when I was attending high mass at St.Dicks Academy of Manshank, Tennessee, I was told by Bishop Harry Dick-in-son that; "We Catholics are only supposed to ACT like we beleive in Christ Jesus because of our ties to the Liberal and communistic Democratic party. In reality, we worship the Satanically homosexual religion of Atheistic Evolution as decreed by our king of the Mary worshippers himself! Now get on your knees, close your eyes, open your mouth, and prepare for the coming of the Lord."
I usually call in to ShockNet Radio LIVE every Friday and Saturday nights (7:00 - 11:00 Eastern) to deliver the message of our Lord God Christ Jesus to this unsaved audience! RJ, the host of this show, is a certified ATHEISTIC SEX FIEND, and he could definitely use the wisdom of the bible in his life. We here at Reverend Jeremiah Ministries are praying for your soul, RJ, as well as the souls of those godless heathens who listen to you.